It happened, Ken “motherboard” Jennings releases his intellectual ooze all over us and dominated Jeopardy. I’ll admit I was nervous for him. Anytime one of the other contestants not named Ken answered a question it only meant less points for Jennings. But I saw the fire in his eyes, his beady little elfish eyes.
Kenny wanted it bad, and he was willing to do anything to win it. Study more books, watch more jeopardy, probably cloned an Alex Trebeck in his basement and chained him to the wall so he could make him ask rapid fire questions, of course I’m assuming that he did that because why the hell not he is after all a Genius amongst us mortals.
I only wish K-Money the best and ask for a seat in the utopia that he is secretly constructing. Hell, I’ll even take a servant position just as long as I don’t have to write for this sports blog anymore.
George Washington, Neil Armstrong, Tom Brady, Ken Jennings, Tom Hanks. GOATS!!
